Dmitri Ourumov-Andropov

Name: Dmitri Ourumov-Andropov
Concept: A former Mercenary turned Intergalactic Real Estate Agent that deals in the trade of planets.
Faction: GearCorp Industries (House Native)
Physical Health: 7
Mental Health: 7
XP:

Skills

The Mercenary: 2 (capable of handling himself in a firefight, knowledgeable in close quarters combat, and has some rudimentary survival skills)
The Businessman: 4 (he's a real estate agent and is well-versed in market property, more specifically planets although he's good at pretty much everything business-related due to his business training)
The Appraiser: 4 (has a very good eye for quality merchandise and calculating the value therein)

Inventory

Weapons:

  • Colt M1911 Automatic .45 ACP — +1 to The Mercenary

Equipment: (Same goes here)

  • The Briefcase — +1 to The Businessman. The Briefcase acts as a Bag of Holding and has every conceivable notation on business economics, real estate, and everything related to both. It also carries spare Infinite Improbability Canisters for the Infinite Improbability Caster and spare ammunition for his handgun.

Perks (Perks are earned)

Hooks (Hooks are character flaws or weaknesses, essentially the opposite of Perks. Add 1 extra skill point if your character has a Hook. Starting character may take only one Hook.)

History (Write a short blurb reminding us who your character is and how they got here.)
Dmitri is a native of a planet known as Skaugra, a world colonized by man in the far future in an alternate reality. In his late-20s and of Russian descent, Dmitri works as a real estate agent for the company GearCorp Industries, a mega-corporation that deals in and manufactures absolutely everything. In his younger years, Dmitri had gained employment with GearCorp Industries as a private military contractor, operating in many theaters on many odd and spectacular worlds. After his first, and last, mission involving a brush with a demented Chaos cult and daemons related therein, Dmitri requested a transfer to something less hazardous to his health. After a time, the company transferred him to the world of real estate, and he soon became one of the top real estate agents for the entire company.

However, as fate would have it, a chance encounter with a crazy group of blood-thirsty, Brazilian cat girls from the nation of New Dornalia and a pirate group lead by an insane man claiming to be the reincarnation of Black Beard resulted in Dmitri acquiring the Infinite Improbability Caster, with the first round ever fired by the weapon inadvertently transporting him between realities and depositing him inside the Tamlin House.

Upon being deposited back into reality, the Caster once again discharged, resulting in an event that Dmitri can only describe as 'the worst chyort ever.' At the same time, a talking monkey driving a van suddenly appeared, stealing the Caster from Dmitri before driving through another portal, marooning him in the Tamlin House.

These are his stories…

Plot Device

  • Infinite Improbability Caster — A breach-action-type weapon, this pistol, as is suggested, is very random in what its rounds create. On impact with a target, roll 1D10 to determine the hilarity of what appears. Low dice rolls produce silly results that do nothing, moderately high dice results produce a silly result that actually hurts, and higher level dice rolls up to 10 produce dramatic damage that, if silly, becomes like the Joker in terms of sadism and hilarity, and otherwise can be downright serious.

What does your character fear?
Daemons. Cults. Anything applicable to that.

What are your character's goals?
His goal is to get home, however he might be able to do that.

If your character could be an animal, which one would it be?
Probably a honey badger.

What is your character's dearest wish?
To retire to a nice planet that he owns.

Why is your character here?
The Infinite Improbability Caster discharged at his feet and created a portal that transported him to the Tamlin House.

If your character had a tattoo, or another one, what would it be?
Probably a Wolf's head, like the kind used for Clan Wolf in Mech Warrior.

If your character could have any superpower, what would it be?
Something akin to living as a 5th Dimensional Being and seeing all the possibilities in a timeline.

What is your character's greatest weakness?
His inability to face his primary fears, as it tends to get in the way of his job, at times.

What is your character's greatest strength?
His charmingly sarcastic personality. /sarcasm

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