Richard Gordon

Note: This is a joke sheet. Check previous revisions for stuff that got cut for being OP

Basics:

  • Player: Scantron
  • Nature: Analytical
  • Demeanor: Irritable
  • Concept: Man trapped in his character. Limited medium awareness
  • Faction: House Native
  • Age:36 (mind), 68 (body)
  • Sex: M
  • Willpower: 7
  • Physical Health: 7
  • Mental Health: 7

Attributes:

Physical 3rd Mental 1st Social 2nd
Strength 2 Perception 4 Charisma 4
Dexterity 2 Intelligence 4 Manipulation 3
Stamina 2 Wits 2 Appearance 1

Abilities:

Talents 2nd Skills 3rd Knowledges 1st
Alertness 2 Animal Ken Computer
Athletics 2 Crafts Enigma 4
Brawl 3 Technology 3 Investigation
Dodge 2 Etiquette Law
Empathy Firearms Linguistics
Expression Melee 1 Medicine
Intimidation Performance Occult 41
Leadership Repair Politics
Streetwise Stealth 2 SCPs 5
Subterfuge 2 Survival 2 Science

Perks:

Hooks:

Fucking typos: 3 points. Richard has difficulty perceiving any actions the player or GM made a typo while describing. This also applies to dialogue, scenery descriptions, etc. It appears as audio and visual distortion/glitching over the affected area or timeframe.

CROM Noooooo: 2 points. Richard becomes paralyzed whenever the bot disconnects. Doesn't apply if one of you chuckleheads just kicks CROM.

Who the hell are you?: 2 points. If a player or NPC's name is not mentioned by the player for six lines of action or dialogue, Richard will become unable to identify said person until they identify themselves.

And where is everybody?: 3 points. If the setting is not mentioned for twenty lines of chat (excluding connects, disconnects, rolls, and roll results), all Perception rolls and all rolls involving identification of objects are at +1 difficulty. The difficulty increases by 1 every ten lines without mentioning the setting past this.

Powers:

Medium Awareness (checking your character sheet): 6
Prerequisites: None
Restrictions: None
Willpower Cost: 2
Description: For a WP, Richard can gain an accurate assessment of everything on a character's sheet above the "Description" line, relative to him (For hard stats, a simple "above me" or "below me"). He is at -1 difficulty to any opposed checks against that character in which they use an attribute or ability that they have a 4 or 5 in. Does not apply to NPCs or other things that do not have a character sheet on the wiki.

Medium Awareness (zalgo!): 8
Prerequisites: None
Restrictions: None
Willpower Cost: 2
Description: Richard can make a 6d10 attack versus Int+Willpower and dealing mental health damage by copy-pasting zalgo text into the IC room. This appears to characters as the space around Richard glitching, along with dark holes opening and closing.

Description:

Think like Gandalf or Dumbledore or something. Utterly stereotypical. Wizard's robe and hat and everything.

Background:

Total Freebie Points: 21 + 10 Hooks = 31

How I Spent My Freebie Points:

-14: Powers
-1: Occult specialty
-12: +3 WP
-3: +2 Athletics
-1: +1 Melee

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